"Proud, I was, with the Broadway Knights!" Yoda exclaimed, after their performance of The Envelope. "A talented group, they are! The next theatrical leap, I cannot wait, for them to make. Georgetown Middle School, proud of them, should be." And with that, he took up his laptop and wrote the story line for the spring show:
Scene. Carlton "Wolfman" Jones, a star-crossed lover, works in an up-scale bridal salon, as a fashion consultant. He is dressed in a well-tailored suit, a white shirt, and a pink tie. The salon owner, the villianess, Cruella "Jack" Seville, rules her shop with an iron fist. Her best fashion consultant, Cheyenne Ariel Harris, who has shelved her love for music history and headed to the big city in pursuit of huge sales' commissions, is the object of Carlton's affection, but since Cruella will not tolerate romances in her salon, Carlton has to keep his ambitions under wraps . . . Meanwhile, a young bride, Autumn "Snoop" Perro, enters the salon in search of the perfect dress. Carlton and Cheyenne try to assist her, but are stymied at ever turn by her two aging Hippy parents, Melanie "Sunflower" Perro and her stoner husband, Don. Melanie repeatedly vetoes dresses, because, as she tells Autumn, "They clash with my leather jacket and tattoos!" In her distorted effort to provide ambience, Cruella has hired a piano player, former skater Freddie "Mercury" Matthias, who plays seventies music every time Carlton enters the set.
"Perhaps, because tired, I was, this idea, into my head, did spring," Yoda said, when questioned by the Mistress of the Game. "But stretch the Jedis, I will, so better they can be, when to high school, they go."
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