The Broadway Knights Theatre Academy was blessed, Thanksgiving Eve, by the presence of the Mistress of Theater Games, Miss Allison Erskine. And what a thrill to see her cut down to size in an improv exercise by Alyson Tober, The Invader of Personal Space!
"That's funny. I didn't lose! Tober can get in my space, but, you see, I'm a big proponent of invading personal space, and if I had fought back, she would have been on the ground! Just standing there was an act of mercy on my part. I mean, come on! The kid is a stick! It's the truth. I'll give the kid some credit, though, for knocking her classmates over like stacks of dominoes. Now, if Matt Rogers, Joanie Shinn, or Spaccarelli had been there, I might have lost an argument or two. But I guess we'll never know, since they were too cool to show up. I mean, it's not like I come down every day, or anything. If that's all they care, I'll time all of my visits, so they don't have to see me! And for the record, I'll concede that I'm glad I didn't have to fight Mr. Benjamin Erskine. I probably would have lost! Just sayin'!"
"Fun, it was, the Padawan Learners, to watch," Yoda said, following the class. "Pity, other things, the Jedis had to do. Interesting, it would have been, seeing whether Mr. Rogers, Ms. Shinn, and Ms. Spaccarelli, the Dark Side, would have crossed to."
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