Tale of Two Spaccarellis

There is little doubt that Allie Spaccarelli has some of the best acting chops in the Broadway Knights Theatre Academy.  Her ability to express emotion on cue is second to none.  Which is why Yoda was still laughing himself silly several hours after Tuesday morning's Enrichment when he thought of Allie's unparalleled performance of Green Lantern.

For the uninitiated- and we can be fairly certain that Allie is one- Green Lantern is a superhero created by Bill Finger and Martin Nodell in All-American Comics #16 in 1940.  The green lantern was actually a reference to a magical ring, considered one of the most powerful, and most dangerous weapons in the universe.

"Surprised, I was, when Jedi Spaccarelli, on stage, did hunch, carrying a lantern."  Yoda said through gales of laughter.  "Thought, a superhero, she was supposed to be.  Diogenes, expect, I did not!"

But perhaps Allie's performance was no accident.  Perhaps, her provocative behaviour was an educational stunt, like Diogenes', and carrying a lamp onto the stage was a metaphor, suggesting that she was looking for an honest actor.

But we doubt it.  Because later, when assigned the character Dopey from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Allie got on her knees and claimed to have no knowledge of him either!