"I really love those BKTA kids," Miss Allison Erskine said from Gettysburg College today, "at least most of them!" What caused such a measured reaction from the Mistress of Theater Games? Just blame the Wolfman and Facebook.
"I know Joanie is trying to be the best actor she can be and all, and she is pretty talented, okay, maybe a little more than 'pretty,' maybe more like reeeeeally talented, and Lord knows that she can screech, 'My name is Sylvester McMonkey McBean!' with the best of them. But leading theater games? In my house? On my stage? I mean, sheesh! The kid forgets that I first acted on that stage when I was eight years old. Eight years old! In Cat on a Hot Tin Roof! You know. Tennessee Williams? I gotta tell ya, if Mini-Me keeps this up, I'm gonna have to come to Georgetown and slap her down....just sayin'!"
You can almost see the smile crossing Matt Rogers' lips like a midday sun emerging from a storm cloud, as he pecked on the computer keyboard, doing this bit of long-distance Facebook gossiping about Jack. One has to wonder what would happen if the remainder of the Jedi Knights- Alex, Allie, Alyson, Brittany, Kirby, Madison, Rebecca, and Tiffany- would friend Allison and do some world wide web warbling of their own?
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